Calling all Simons! In honour of Simon Holbrook’s ridiculously over-the-top 5×5 meat and cheese monstrosity ‘The Simon’, the good sorts at Kiwi burger joint ‘Better Burger’ want to treat as many Simons as possible in one day.
For one day only, they’re offering anyone named Simon, or a variation like Simone, Saimone or Taimona, a free burger at all four of their Auckland locations.
So the story goes that Simon, who was after a keto-compatible feed, wandered into Better Burger and hacked the menu in order to create his meaty monstrosity. The Auckland burger chain was so inspired that they have since added “The Simon” to their roster of secret menu items.
Here’s a few other secret menu hacks that you might want to consider on your next visit:
- Try saying ‘make it epic’ to unlock fries with added mustard and grilled onions
- Utter ‘superstar it’ to add to your burger a juicy, crumbed Portobello mushroom
What: A free cheeseburger for anyone named Simon* (one per customer with I.D.)
Where: Better Burger restaurants: Sylvia Park, Britomart Transport Centre, Vulcan Lane and Mt Eden
When: Wednesday 11th July, 11am till close
* includes Simone, Saimone, Simona, Haimona, Himiona and Taimona and middle names